Since you're all stuck in the snow today, you should write an abstract instead.
The Carolina Rhetorics Conference deadline is THIS FRIDAY, January 15th. So, get yer abstracts together kiddos. And e-mail them to email@example.com with “CRC proposal” in the subject heading. All I know is that it's going to be EPIC, or at least it'll be a nice quaint gathering with some other people in the area who know what rhetoric is.
It'll all go down at USC on February 25-26.